mmmmm....

THE GUILT-FREE GOURMAND!! GRAND OPENING 2008. LARAMIE, WY!

I have a dream that one day people of all shapes, colors, and sizes will be able to eat all the rich sinful food they can handle in one meal- GUILT- FREE!

Free from the oppression of:

• high cholesterol warnings
• low metabolism
• poor nutrition induced disease
• weight loss program weigh-ins
• a social miscomprehension of the fine art of gluttony

It will be a Smosgasboard Free from the oppression of negative thought patterns including:

• dare i eat that last fruit salad cup?
• can i afford that French apple Tartelette?
• where is this piece of pie going to attach itself?
• what if i get winded in swim practice because of this stuffed mushroom!

AMERICA WILL SOON BE FREE!!!

Why?

• A restaurant, always buffet style on 1.3 beautiful acres of well decorated dining space
• you sit down at one end (Skware Uno)
• walk to the other end (run if you are on a limited lunch-break of course)
• take one bite and return to Skware Uno
• continue this process until well, you are full, well-fed, or just plain fed up!!!
• workout + delicious meal in ONE SCRUMTIOUS PACKAGE!

I know, you are asking yourself what could have inspired this brilliance!! I was at home eating lunch in the kitchen and checking e-mail/ blog in the sitting room simultaneously very quickly! My baby sister said "why not bring your hot plate to the sitting room?" That is when I resolved to save the world!!! Thank you for your support. Vote for me!!

TO MP3 OR NOT TO MP3, THAT IS THE QUESTION

i got one. twenty minutes of bliss, then bloop, it died. exchanged it. we will see!

This is a cameleon. I love cameleons. I saw it near my cousins house in Africa this Spring. Watch is change colors. OOOOOOOOO!!

you nosy people. move on...nothing here to see

Okay since you really wanna know:

A: Age of first kiss: 25, although there is speculation about the contraction of chicken pox from a little 5 year old male in kindy garten.

B: Band I’m listening to: The Voices… (IN MY HEAD)! They each have their own tone and fight to be heard. I need a naproxen!

C: 1^st Crush: Sam in the 2^nd. He had such curly hair. My friend Kiona had a much more vigilant crush on this adorable blond thing. She was a sassy black girl. I didn’t say nothin about my luv! I was shy, not stupid!!

D: Dad’s name: 

E : Easiest person to talk to : People scare me.

F: Favorite ice-cream: Gelato, and heck any icecream from Europe!

G: Gummy worms or gummy bears: First I bite the itty, bitty left ear off…

H: Hometown: Laramie! Laramie!

I: Instruments: I just got a lap harp, but I have the discipline of a grapefruit.

J: Junior high: Laramie junior high

K: Kids: only if i don't hafta stop bein' one.

L: Longest car ride ever: any ride more than two hours, especially Nashville, Tennessee (my almost hometown) to Laramie, Wyoming.

M: Mom’s name: 

N: Nickname: Most people can’t really say my name right. So I go by my nickname. Since most people can’t pronounce it right either, my nickname has nicknames.

O: One wish: I would wish I was more a lot of things and less a lot of things. That is kinda silly. I just wanna say and mean “that was awesome!” when I die.

P: Phobias: People! I love all kinds, but they freak me out. I am also afraid of love and presents and achievement and time. I also fear the texture of bananas.

Q: Quote: “I love you.”

R: Reason to smile: See letter “Q”.

S:  Song you sang most recently: “Joyful, Joyful” the Sister Act way kicks tail!

T: Time I awoke: 08h 05m. I do not fear military time!

U: Unknown fact about me: I love banana flavor and little bananas from Dungu, Congo (my folks hometown, another almost hometown. I was born in Bukavu, Kivu).

V: Vermont: just kidding.

W: Worst habit: Letting me be my own bitter pill.

X: Xrays: none

Y- Your least fave person/thing right now: losing stuff

so i really don't have anything to write about i think. i am on lunch break. it has been good so far. i got to see jonathan and drop him off at school and then i kept listening to great tunes and then i waved at my sister and then more great tunes and then ate really good fake meat pizza from sweet melissa's and then some smokin chili my mom scratched into perfection. mmmmmmmmmm.

• why do they call it chili when it is so hot and sometimes hot as in spicy. there is nothing remotely chilling about it
• "need more salsa" from the farmers' market is so good i always WANT more
• one year i was a pregnant scary spice on maternity for halloween. people thought i was actually pregnant so i decided to act like i was so no one would get offended. i worked an eight hour shift at safeway with my cute little round belly. i would put myself at roughly eight months as it appeared. it was fun and educational. i had do everything in a strange awkward way. props to prego ladies, as if being a woman isn't hard enough
• my guy is from gillette and he is fabulous. bill, http://www.xanga.com/bill_e_sixtoes is fabulous too, or so danae, http://www.xanga.com/wyosunflower would have us believe. therefore at least two guys from gillette are wonderful. you expected what? me to say all guys from gillette are fantastic. pshaw!
• i like this bullet thing. no grammer worries. grammar. gramer. what?
• i have to go back to work at an office supply store now. i like it pretty well. who doesn't like donuts?